its going to be a very interesting year. NO MORE PARENTAL CONTROL. YESSSSSH.

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butwhat about prelims??

chma

chma was quite interesting. Youth day celebrations in morning, had to do the stupid tile paintings. after that went to rehearse wif new amps. got an almost perfect run. jackhammer was still working.

went jerick's house in afternoon and back to school. tom sux. another string snapped so had to run to the music room to get another one. played around somemore and ANOTHER string snapped. this time no more spares but i didn't have to use that string for the song so it was ok.

During soloists and piano performance everyone was like zzzzz and alot of ppl playing around outside the hall haha. stupid aircon was spoilt so it was damn hot in the hall. and the sound system sounded quite weird.

our turn came. went up, test, no sound. turns out that THE jackhammer had no battery WTH. it was working perfectly in the morning. so i uhhhhed and used the amp distortion. whole thing was quite ok though the speakers in the hall are quite screwed up and for some reason they dun let us full blast the amps and mic-ed them up instead. midde of last chorus, ANOTHER string snapped. WTH. i'm never gonna use this tuning or play that song again.

then after everyone played ronin came and owned our asses. fei yang won overall award. he's damn pro.

tom shall now lie in his case till o levels are over. i think. dun feel like playing anymore. really time to study now. really.

Deep Thought

only 2 more days b4 sch starts.
Watched 蝙蝠侠开始. quite a nice show although 蝙蝠侠 seemed to be trying too hard to be fierce, making the show quite funny.
Then there was the BF1942 session. My team somehow lost in most of the games cos we had to fight he power-unlimited CHIHONG. Then went to mella's house were i got totally owned by derric in NBA V3. ahhhhh.

We can all FLY as HIGH as the DREAMS we DARE to LIVE. unless we are a chicken.
-by Edward Monkton

drag on a fag. its coool

remedial lessons has ended so there's one week left schooless holiday. Didn't do much studying this holiday anyway so there won't be much difference.

only few weeks left to prelim and i'm still not serious. Went some rock fest thing today. Quite nice but some stupid fatshits kept blocking us and the faggers were damn smelly and ronaldoX kept doing fag jokes. i dunno why coincidences happen but today's one saved me a lot on taxi fare and helped me on my decision on wad to do after o levels. EH.

Monsters and Robots

Its true. There are robots living among us. We just don't have the technology to detect them. yet.

but sch holidays suck. All the extra lessons are useless. they just keep giving us stupid tests recycled from o levels and the bitch justs bitches. zzzz. stupid chma rehearsals another waste of time. stupid i-media faggots slacking away playing on their chairs and rolling around the floor and frolicking aound the hall like true fags while mr. wang works his ass off and gets pissed. den they take 1 freaking hour just to set up the stage and the ppl in the control room seem to be totally retarded.

nxt episode of Lost is gonna be cool, the baldie will be having an epic showdown with the gransazers but i think he'll get PWNED.

LOST

watched Lost. really cool show. Everyone thinks that thing in the jungle is a monster but i know the truth. warning:spoilers ahead.

its the GRANSAZERS. they need to protect their secret base so they have to employ laser light and pyrotechnics along wif cheorographed moves and kewl sound effects to scare away the intruders. the two korean survivors are part of the GRANSAZERS team cos they're asian like the gransazers and they need to isolate themselves to hide their true identities. great theory rite?

decomposing

i am rotting in my home. theres nothing much to do here except playing comp and studying. u can guess which one i chose.

but i did study a bit until i fell asleep cos studying sucks up alot of my energy. had to sleep about 2 hrs to regain my energy from an intensive 1 hr of studying. muz train. finished the pack of darkside M&Ms i got for my birthday and now i feel hungry. ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

A Behing Ape

Almost forgot my birthday. spent the time meaningfully studying for chinese O levels. yea.

Something happened to me when i came home from intenseive chinese remedial. I had a sudden sense of urgency to study chinese. i didn't even feel like playing comp anymore even though i was supposed to be resting before the exam. Or maybe i was just tired. yes that must be it.

After the paper today i suddenly felt damn lethargic. Should be at least happy or something but i was just weary. Got to meet a retarded dog. No Link.

everything is stupid.. except me.

only 1 more day to study till chinese Os. still haf the whole of sec 3 vocabs to revise.. plus the compo stuff. Elp me.

sadly i've been spending the precious time i haf left playing rome total war. stuck to it ever since i defeated an army of gaul barbarians. which outnumbered me 6:1. Winning is good but winning against ALL odds is much more satisfying. just like how i'm gonna get an A1 for chinese without studying.

who am i fooling? going back to study. muz get A1.

oops

my O level Chinese prep is shitty so far... haven't started revising the vocabs yet.. which is the most time-consuming yet quite useless part of the exam.

chinese intensive is quite intensive. copying out massive chunks of stuff for the compos. hope the right type of question will come out for paper 1 or else i'll probably be screwed.

how now brown cow?

found some of my brothers chinese notes which shows EXACTLY how to write a A1 chinese compo wif all the words and stuff. and i totally lost it. help.

As sweet as salt

chinese prelims was total screw up. my compo was full of errors and failed. somehow i managed to overcome all odds and scrape an unbelievable 76/150 total.

went to watch kingdom of heaven, which is unfortunately an NC-16 show which i am deemed as too immature to watch.
somehow, people believe that in 3 weeks, my mindset will totally change and only then, when the coming of age has passed will i be mature enough to accomadate the visuals of blood splatter and be able to accept and understand the morals behind the slaying of christians and muslims. so i'm supposed to be waiting for that magic moment to come, and then my mind will suddenly develop in an instant and i will be mature enough to understand these themes.

but i still watched it anyway, bypassing the id checks by not taking out my ez-link card when i walked through the gates while everyone else produced theirs. amazing huh? security loophole.
the attendants didn't even bother to make sure the number of people passing through tallies with the ez-link cards shown, which makes me worry. underage youths could easily buy nc-16 or m-18 shows without being stopped, which exposes poor misguided kids like me to undesirable content unfit for our underdeveloped minds.

after watching this show i feel confused and violent. must be the mature content getting into my head. omg someone help me. I really regret it now, i watched a nc-16 show despite being 3 weeks underage, which is seriously gonna affect the development of my mind. but it was a good show, lots of crusader fags killing muslims and vice versa. (no offense meant to the religions involved)

somehow

somehow we made it to the finals. mar-talicca. dun really feel we deserve it though, the auditions was the first time all the members were playing together. i still dun understand how we got through.

someone took videos wif his HP of mr. toh teaching in class, which is damn funny. especially him with the crown slingbag. LMAO.

stupid load of tests by the school before the chinese O levels so that we can be distracted from studying chinese. sian

was

god's final message to creation:
"we apologize for the inconvenience"

it really makes so much sense now.

but chinese prelims wasn't so bad, it was surprisingly easier than i expected, but what i expect iand what i prepared is a different matter. despite not studying any of the vocabs i could answer 3/5. rest of the paper was OK.

today was the so-called last day of scouts which was mostly spent rock climbing on the new rockwall in school. no one could do the last 2 lanes cos it was really quite impossible unless you're the kind of person that does 10 1-hand chin-ups for warm-ups.

but i can't believe that i sold my future saturdays from now away for $10. and it's like 1 month to chinese o levels now and on a certain day i will be having the chinese pia-ing chalet. ahhh.

Life is like....

life is like vegetables. i hate vegetables :)
life is like school. i hate school. :)
life is like people. i hate people. :)
life is like everything. i hate everything. :)
life is like a whiner. i hate whiners. :)
life is like me. i hate me. :)

life is like this stupid post. i hate this stupid post. :)

somehow the smiley faces can transform the mood of the writing.

tom is still in sgh. sianzzzzzzz.

chma auditions in 2 days. haven played bass b4. hope can scrape wif my shitty playing.

chinese prelims in 4 days. haven studied. hope can scrape a D7.

wheee :)

Mystery of Rudi

Venture run, from perspective of monkeys:
the yellow beings walked towards us. we looked at them in anticipation of the offering of food and their worship to us but they were disrespectful and walked away. We continued picking bugs out of each other's hair and shitting on the barbed wire.


i can't really remember wad happened on saturday anymore except for the monkeys. the only reminder that venture run took place was the fact that me and the rest of the ventures somehow couldn't bend our arms today. it's agony.

Rudi remains missing. It's really weird.

Wunning

Never ever put a name tag or any kind of tag wif a needle into your pocket. It's dangerous and painful. Happened to me twice already, somehow the pin always comes out and pokes me. Today it pierced about 1 cm into leg and since the needle was a bit rusty i'm probably gonna get blood infection and die so this will be my final post. the good thing is i dun haf to go venture run tomorrow. the bad thing is that i'll die, which will be quite sad.

but it was seriously very painful.

It

The evil hamster sat on the wood shavings of his evil lair, slowly plotting his next diabolical move. Creative juices whirred in his tiny rodent brain, and he tweaked his whiskers occasionally to control his excitement. Very soon... the world would be his to control.
He died the next morning from an infection in his anus.

1 week

a series of life-changing events happened this week. i now emerge, a new person. ya right.

this week was one of the most routine weeks ever. i'm merely existing now but that's ok wif me. :
almost crashed down by a car today, it was a modded mitsubishi lancer. but i was miraculously saved by breaking my dashing record across the road. but i still missed the bus and so i was late.

as the car sped towards me, my whole morning flashed before my eyes, waking up late, drinking milo, brushing my teeth, eating peanut butter bread. it was amazing.

insaniquarium

my brother downloaded this childish game called insaniquarium and i haf no idea why i'm playing it.

after going for STC, i can't believe i was once a primary sch kid. the cadet scouts there were all fucktards.

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now i haf some kind of reason to study for o levels. but it's confusing. haiz. i haf so many things to think abt but i dun bother to think abt them.

my com is gonna crash anytime.. suspect its due to my pirated windows xp. tts why STOP PIRACY! BE ORIGINAL! but tt makes me a hypocrite wif a whole stack of pirated CDs in my drawer. its

tom lies in his case, scarred for life.

SlipOut

I thought that i had acheived the ability to not FEEL anything until Tom somehow cracked his head and now i'm mourning for him. He will NEVER be the same again. NEVER. only $50 can console me now.

slip outtttt

i found out wad causes my fevers. it's vegetables! veggies SUCK. hak boon attempted to give a motivational talk on thurs but i dun think anyone felt motivated cause abt 1/4 of the ppl went home during lunch break and the only highlight of the thing was hakboon's birthday wif zhe ming taking the lead to sing happy birthday.

sat was the badge patch thing for scouts.. we lost cuz of the lack of relevant badges on display, which tells u that the judges just plainly suck.

i'm still hating everything :) :) :)

hmmmmmfmmm

i dunno y ppl put a F in hmmmmmmm. no sch for the rest of the week is the only good thing this week. got more time to study at home...

i wish i was wonderboy so that i could shoot yaks from 200 yards away with MIND BULLETS.

a series of unfortunate events

so many screw-ups happened today. but mainly i lost my jobweek card. you start to appreciate the better days of life when these kind of things happen.

How 'bout the Power... to move you

the march holidays are here wheeeeeee. and the BEST thing is that i still going to school everyday of the week.

today went to do jobweek. this will be my last year doing it. went wif marcus martin and ziyan walking past rows of houses in the hot baking sun cleaning ppl's floors, weeding gardens, washing cars getting barked at by dogs, tao-ed by rich snobs and begging for money. by abt 2pm i earned abt 120++ but we were all quite sian so we went home. i dunno how i'm gonna reach the target of $400.

NOOOOOO!!!! STUPID "HOLIDAYS".

found a dusty old deep purple cd in the cupboard. took it out and played it. the songs were surprisingly not bad, a different but familiar kind of sound compared to wad ppl listen to today. and cos its a band from the hippies era it was full of sex drugs and alcohol but that was ok.

also found this crap song wif a nice tune:

"Tribute"- Tenacious D
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
All right! All right!

rebel w/o cause

learnt a few things over the weekend. when you are in trouble, NOBODY will help you. i've witnessed incidences of ppl who swear to be your "brudder", yet will turn and save themselves in times of crisis. it was a damn interesting behaviour study of true human nature. the non-initiated brotherhood were all sticking together. then when one got caught and thrown in the pool, the rest just zhao-ed. LOL.
and always bring extra clothes for pool-side parties. theres a reason that they are called pool-side. BAH.

Sickshit

i was sick this week for the 1st time in 2 years. woke up and coughed out bloody phlegm. then i still went to school but went home to sleep after recess because i was feeling too shitty. i took a taxi home, and the mat taxi driver kept trying to make converstaion wif me. he was talking abt his daughter going to get O level results back, and talked something abt if she pass or fail o levels, its all up to fate. "culture shock". i didn't really know how to answer him but i wish my parents were like that.
while sleeping i dreamt tt my parents bought a new comp, i got straight As for Os, my friend gave me his gibson, and i had my own house. but was just a dream. uhhhh-.-

tues woke up and coughed out a bloody substance again but at least my fever was gone. but i shdn't have gone to sch because there would be no difference. there weren't really any proper lessons (unless you call chem a lesson) because most teachers weren't ard and those who were didn't teach anything.

tmr got cross country, hope i dun come in last. i haven't seriously ran for a long time.

got VLC tmr for the whole day. and then clarence told me there would be this "secret training" session after that, which even freaked out gary. but can't be that bad la. actually it sounds quite fun.

finally touched tom again. hearing one through your ears is different from hearing one through your bones. but i can't turn it up tt loud in my house.

haiz

sch was damn shitty today. wad yingneng was shouting to everyone at the end of the day basically summed up wad was in everyone's mind. "SCHOOL SUCKS!"

taking back sunday

sat was spent at scouts as usual. i spent the whole afternoon in the staffroom typing out the registration list for the scouts. some of the new sec 1s are really retarded. half of them didn't even know their own IC no. and there were these twin brothers who couldn't even agree on their mother's name. had a good laugh abt tt one.

car washing is always interesting. i always get to meet new ppl everytime i wash the car. like last week about everyone who walked past me was greeting me happy cny and wanted handshakes from me, only to discover tt my hands were all soapy.

so today i went down and saw some korean neighbours greeting each other. it was unusual seeing a a few along the road bowing almost 90 degrees to their friends in the car. but their quite friendly. they always say hi. then i accidently splashed a few drops of water on the car parked beside my dad's car and the owner was staring at me from his window(on the ground floor) trying to catch me splashing more water on his car. when i looked at him, his head would turn away and he would pretend to be looking at his plants. then when i looked away he would stare at me again. then when i turned to look at him he would turn his head away again. this went on for awhile so i waited until he was off-guard and then suddenly turned my head towards him. and the man was so surprised that he tried to turn away, stumbling backwards and fell. LMAO. wad a weirdo. it's one of the most stupid things i've ever seen.

tom still rocks. but theres a problem wif his neck. and theres a problem wif his knob now. but he still rocks. turned him up high just now cos no one was at home and discovered he could make these nice deep booming effects but i forgot how to do it already. o.O

CHEH

chella, chaniel and cherric came to my house to play with tom. tom was seriously molested by them and even chella was infatuated wif him. they even tried to TOM! KIA! him away. yea tom rox but i think he needs a new chwenny feet thing.

den today there was only 2 periods of lessons bcos there was the 2pid omnitheatre thingy. we were given some time to check out the science center, which was damn boring. then went into the theatre to watch the Forces Of Nature show. b4 the movie there was the Mystic India trailer, which everyone would have rather watched cos its India but haven come out yet then everyone awwwww-ed. Forces Of Nature was really boring and despite the megawatts of sound system and gigantic dome screen i managed to fall asleep during the earthquakes segment until the part where buildings started crashing down. then there was another boring workshop. so zzzz.

after tt went to gene's house and played in his pool which is more like a bath tub cos it's so small, wif him and julius. it was damn retarded action. we played this game called "get the ball at all costs" (wif the small inflatable soccer ball thing) and julius was just owning us. violent game.

school is so fun

today i had such a great time at school. i woke up feeling refreshed and bouncing full of energy. then i went to school early to have chinese remedial wif chin leong at 6:45am. it was very enriching. then after assembly ms. saras came into class to scold us.
i felt ashamed and guilty and took this precious time to reflect on my wrongdoings although i did not understand what she was scolding us about. i tried to find out why she was scolding us, but to my disappointment, i could not.

then for english lesson mr. heng spent half of the lesson scolding us, and then talking about a single inspiring essay. i really learnt alot. and of course maths was fun as usual. i learnt more about integration today and i am sure that i will be able to put this knowledge to good use in my future life. however, i was disappointed as the maths test had been postphoned.

and of course, ms. saras taught us alot about chemistry today. <--this should indicate already if you haven't realised yet that this entire post is bullshit.

happy cock year!!!

its the year of the cock. chinese new year eve was stupid. i was somehow backstage crew wif fongzzz for the concert but we didn't even have to do anything except opening and closing the back door. den the backstage was full of the transvestite cheena gay shits for the CLDDS performance. damn disgusting.
some cheena ppl went up on stage and sang some "wo0 men shi zong guo ren" song in their noble mission to spread communism through the powers of brainwashing, although the lower sec were unable to fully appreciate the humour of this patriotic propaganda song. but the upper sec did of course. everyone was laughing. LMAO. and den to further disgrace cheena ppl (no diff anyway), the CLDDS performance was like taking a trip to Patpong, Thailand. Or Orchard Towers, right in Singapore (for more info see The Road Trip). it was so gay that it isn't funny anymore. but of course we can still laugh at them. then Abrasion and ET popped out to join in this gay parade and for once, they actually looked normal if you compare them to the cast onstage. but hey, its Abrasion and ET! due to their overwhelming popularity everyone started shouting their names(not their real names, the ones shown here) . then the stupidest thing was went they started throwing chocolate coins at the crowd. and almost all were thrown back. one even reached the backstage. it was damn funny la.

after sch went to play lan den had to go watch constantine wif some ppl bcos julius couldn't make it and sold me his ticket. quite a nice show but i think it's more funny than thrilling. and some parts are just damn badass. won't give spoilers here. den dunno why we stayed behind for the credits and managed to see some secret ending of one of the characters.

zzz cock year sux. if anything bad happens(like flunking o levels) , just blame it on cock year.

DAMmIT

just spent abt 2 hrs typing the stupid SSA Form C for Sec 2s and thru some twisted series of events it's GONE!!! FCUK!!!! SIANZZZZZZZZZZZZZ i'm banging my head on the wall. and maybe i'll go running wif my scissors

FUBAR

dammit everything is FUBAR. sarasvarthi is such a BITCH. always kp the class for no fucking reason. she thinks we feel bad after she scold us la but to everyone she's just irritating and extra. keep asking herself what she has done to deserve to have this class.... but it's just the other way round la. chemistry lesson also nv teach anything then complain our knowledge suck. BTCHBTCHBTCHBTCH

den after sch had a maths retest. was basically almost the same paper and everyone was discussing answers. during the test.

after sch was SUPPOSED to study for tmr's test but ended up going wif tsura and fwens to buy some polo shirts and playing pool. WTHHHHH damn wrong la. pool on a weekday after sch. during o level year.

i'm gonna go on a 100m dash thru the jungle wif a scissors in my hands. *trip* *OOOPPPSSS*

Ahhhh...

just finished a 600 word english essay in 10 mins. the wonders of "internet research".

Scouts and Stuff

today was venture evaluation.. most of the sec 4s were dreading it. so we went into the room and waited for our doom. of course the first name that came out from everyone was jeremy. (for those not fit to be venture)
so jeremy was TOTALLY screwed by the leaders and was on the verge of being kicked out of scouts. he's really quite dumb lor... go corner to think about his fate den come up with dunno wad 4 Cs for leaders. WTTFF it was damn lame. so i guess some ppl felt sorry for him. i mean, its not really his fault that he's stupid....so when weixin asked who think he shd be at least allowed to exist in scouts in some form i dunno why i raised my hand. haiz you were right... i'm too nice to ppl.

being stuck in the cold room with a sore, dry throat was damn torturing. then came my turn to get evaluated. it was like a joke lor... i was trying to give straight and proper answers but somehow everyone found it funny and started laughing. but at least it eased the tension in the room after that and i managed to get thru without talking so much.
so now gotta go through the tekkaning sessions for a few weeks known as "venture training and teamwork building". haiz.........
we were screwed around alot after that... and den those who didn't make it to venture left.... den they made us clear QM for abt 2 hrs. (which was called "teamwork building") but at least it was quite fun.

got a shitload of hmwk piling up. awwwww.

Bang Bang

for the past 2 days have been playing LAN after school. WWWTTTFFFFF. but its only 50 cents for the first 2 hours... so we couldn't resist. the comps are oso not bad. kept getting PWNED by brandon ands liew. but 1 day Wee Kok will PWN u all.... but the first time we went the LAN server kept crashing. but they compensated us and we only had to pay $1 for 3 hours. LOL.

this is WRONG. playing LAN when i'm supposed to be preparing for Os. i think i'll find myself a week away from O levels and saying "HUH!???? o levels is next week?? shit i haven study a single shit!!!" <<-- tts wad i said last year for final year exam.

i'm gonna shoot some holes wif my brother's BB gun into his guitar and call it Lucille. no one's gonna understand this. except maybe mella.

Kaploozey

currently suffering from severe lag. no i'm not talking about the internet. now got so much shit to do.
i feel like i'm wading in this huge swamp of shit. tts sick. the perfect word to describe it is sickshit. yes i'm in deepshit. again. shit is really disgusting.

the pigeon chicks have grown up and flown away, leaving a massive pile of shit on the plant. poor plant...stupid pigeons.

suay sh!t (now in censored version)

ok got 3 days to tok abt here.

legend:
!=F #=C
@=U $=K

thursday:
stupid sch day. didn't learn anything much in sch. hak boon can !@#$ his own ass. along wif dudu. i'm not gonna bring my alarm clocks. wad can they do? punish me? nv bring alarm clock is against sch rules izzit? hak boon was like "OHHHHH I'm a GENIUS! making ppl bring alarm clocks to sch is like the BEST-EST way to solve latecoming!"
he's like a !@#$-ing !@#$-tard. den during morning assembly he was saying how xinmin sec students who went in wif 230 pts can get into AJC. tts like WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. i think he's really a !@#$-tard.

after sch went home. i wanted to slp but remembered tt i already slp thru most of the morning so i went to watch LSC jam. den went to the orchard of hope gig. nt bad performance. but there was this sec 3 band doing vertigo wif the vocalist going like ELLLO ELLLO ELLLO EEEEEEEELLO. funny. den after everything i headed home wif some ppl on a train ride too retarded and gay(due to glen) to put here and....

WHEEEEEEE discovered someone coped my mp3 player from my bag. !@#$. and my bicycle lock key. my birthday presents NEVER last long. it's a curse. ya so without the key i couldn't unlock my bicycle. after calling my father and some complications den i followed him to his workplace to get one of those metal cutters. sliced thru the bicycle chain sooo easily.
while stealing my own bike a bus came by and a man got off. looked at us for awhile but luckily, he was the typical s'porean man wif the "mind my own business" and walked on. shows u how selfish some ppl are. but now i know how to steal bikes.

friday:
went malaysia today to visit some relatives. spent most of the time sleeping/watching tv at my grandparent's place. zzzz. on the way home my cousin offered to sell his friend's les paul to my bro for $480. o.O

saturday:
another day of scouting. went early to build the 5 storey flag-pole. after 2 breakages finally got it up wif the a-frame support. looked ok but the leaders told us to bring it down. what the... !@#$. after failed attempts without the a-frame (due to leader's disapproval) den they agreed to use the a-frame again. behhhhhh. suceeded in 1 try. but the pole looked worse than b4. BEHHHHH? then came sec 1 scouts orientation. played a bunch of !@#$-ing lame games but all bad things must come to an end and so it did. there was anniversary dinner as usual... good food. then after everything was over chien wei let me eat these honey teddy graham biscuits. they're DAMN nice. and cos they're shaped like teddy bears mervyn was "playing" wif them. sick.

my father has been drinking again. i can smell it. no wonder he was acting so weird.

today was an OK day. 1st was chinese remedial at 6.45am. for once, i was the earliest for something. ah du was teaching us those sec 1 phrases then suddenly some woman came wif her son and talked to ah du abt some china fag clawing her son's face for talking. zong guo ren suck IMHO.

then there was the a maths test. i totally screwed it up. if i'm lucky i'll get a "just fail"... just hope no single digit. same wif physics test. i always get this twisted sense of relief after tests are over. its like i know i screwed up but i don't really care anymore.

after sch there was cca orientation. the new batch of sec 1s are really damn cock up. but can't tt say la... maybe we all were once like that. but confirm not as bad as them. then now with Hak Boon's new "Tablet PCs for Learning" project, the lower sec ppl are able to play halo and CS over the wireless LAN network during lessons right in front of teachers. WTF. the school is really screwed. when i was sec 1 i slacked in class by sleeping. these ppl slack by play CS. how the times have changed.

after orientation waited for ncc air ppl to finish being screwed for slacking during their cca orientation then went to eat dinner. so long nv eat j8 ban mian.

2nd week

the pigeon chicks suddenly grew DAMN FAT in just 2 days. so fat that their mother got no place to sit on the plant. but at least they look cute now.

tmr got A maths test wah sianzzz. and physics test wah sianzzz. i left my physics textbk in the scout but physics is last period so tmr den chiong.

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got 2 songs stuck in my head now. cannot get rid of them dammit. i found a cure for this: taking out the guitar and trying to play it. it'll sound SO bad tt it'll get unstuck from my head. then now both of the guitars have snapped strings.
so now i've got songs in my head, with something unsaid. completely misread i'm better of dead. yea sum41. stupid over my head.

some slacker pigeon came to one of the hanging plants at the window a few weeks ago, placed a few twigs on it and made into a nest. and its toilet.. birdshit all over the plant. sickshit. then now the chicks hatched. and they're damn fugly. miracle of life sia.

today for PE there was 2.4k run... didn't feel like running so i just walked after 2nd round. den i realised if i fail then nxt week still must run so i did the walk/jog thing and got somehow 12:17 .

six weeks

six weeks was a damn nice drama lor. ending damn sad but nice

time spent in school seems damn long.. then when i come home, it accelerates about 10 times... no time do hmwk but still can manage to chiong somehow. the teachers this year are O k except a few. (tt's why chemistry must work harder...nb lesson nv learn anything one.. read the sucky textbook oso learn more)

den chinese got to passup 2 compos/week and maths almost everyday got hmwk. but the new topic quite ez. onli waste time doing.

today got scouts... supposed to haf 5 day week but wad to do? i rather come down 3 days a week in weekdays and have 1 free saturday but liddat oso still will have probs... theres no perfect solution for this so nvm

jun feng told me it was at 9am. so i woke at abt 7.45. den i see my phone got new msg: change to 11am. so i slept again. den i reached sch and found out most ppl came at 9am. -.- tt idiot always tell me wrong time... piss me off.

went to tie tower for cca orientation. then after lunch the sec4s took the sec2s for testwork. quite boring so i went to help wif the tower again. it was raining den mervyn asked me to climb up so i did and he pushed the groundsheet shelter above him and lots of water came down. tio. then i went up and did nth and later we did the same trick on different ppl.. quite fun.

after scouts went to kick some balls. gary made a shot that went right through an opening thru the second floor o.O so pro. den he got the hang of it and did it again... must record it in video one day... 2pid ah bia was spraying the hose at us... we got control of the hose but he so humji... run away damn fast
after those stupid events den went to play LAN wif gary and some sec 2s. shdn't haf gone... shd have gone home to study... my 6 A1s at stake leh... stop laughing la

haha saw my primary sch photo... looks damn funny... must scan it and show everyone my true face.

Nyahahahaha

first day of school was -.-

ms. saras was damn lame as usual
no one collected any holiday homework (tts GooD)

i also learned the B.rule for B maths which Totally explains why 2+2=5

u see, 1+1=3 (B rule)
2+2=5 (B rule)

WAAH