Ahhhh...

just finished a 600 word english essay in 10 mins. the wonders of "internet research".

Scouts and Stuff

today was venture evaluation.. most of the sec 4s were dreading it. so we went into the room and waited for our doom. of course the first name that came out from everyone was jeremy. (for those not fit to be venture)
so jeremy was TOTALLY screwed by the leaders and was on the verge of being kicked out of scouts. he's really quite dumb lor... go corner to think about his fate den come up with dunno wad 4 Cs for leaders. WTTFF it was damn lame. so i guess some ppl felt sorry for him. i mean, its not really his fault that he's stupid....so when weixin asked who think he shd be at least allowed to exist in scouts in some form i dunno why i raised my hand. haiz you were right... i'm too nice to ppl.

being stuck in the cold room with a sore, dry throat was damn torturing. then came my turn to get evaluated. it was like a joke lor... i was trying to give straight and proper answers but somehow everyone found it funny and started laughing. but at least it eased the tension in the room after that and i managed to get thru without talking so much.
so now gotta go through the tekkaning sessions for a few weeks known as "venture training and teamwork building". haiz.........
we were screwed around alot after that... and den those who didn't make it to venture left.... den they made us clear QM for abt 2 hrs. (which was called "teamwork building") but at least it was quite fun.

got a shitload of hmwk piling up. awwwww.

Bang Bang

for the past 2 days have been playing LAN after school. WWWTTTFFFFF. but its only 50 cents for the first 2 hours... so we couldn't resist. the comps are oso not bad. kept getting PWNED by brandon ands liew. but 1 day Wee Kok will PWN u all.... but the first time we went the LAN server kept crashing. but they compensated us and we only had to pay $1 for 3 hours. LOL.

this is WRONG. playing LAN when i'm supposed to be preparing for Os. i think i'll find myself a week away from O levels and saying "HUH!???? o levels is next week?? shit i haven study a single shit!!!" <<-- tts wad i said last year for final year exam.

i'm gonna shoot some holes wif my brother's BB gun into his guitar and call it Lucille. no one's gonna understand this. except maybe mella.

Kaploozey

currently suffering from severe lag. no i'm not talking about the internet. now got so much shit to do.
i feel like i'm wading in this huge swamp of shit. tts sick. the perfect word to describe it is sickshit. yes i'm in deepshit. again. shit is really disgusting.

the pigeon chicks have grown up and flown away, leaving a massive pile of shit on the plant. poor plant...stupid pigeons.

suay sh!t (now in censored version)

ok got 3 days to tok abt here.

legend:
!=F #=C
@=U $=K

thursday:
stupid sch day. didn't learn anything much in sch. hak boon can !@#$ his own ass. along wif dudu. i'm not gonna bring my alarm clocks. wad can they do? punish me? nv bring alarm clock is against sch rules izzit? hak boon was like "OHHHHH I'm a GENIUS! making ppl bring alarm clocks to sch is like the BEST-EST way to solve latecoming!"
he's like a !@#$-ing !@#$-tard. den during morning assembly he was saying how xinmin sec students who went in wif 230 pts can get into AJC. tts like WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. i think he's really a !@#$-tard.

after sch went home. i wanted to slp but remembered tt i already slp thru most of the morning so i went to watch LSC jam. den went to the orchard of hope gig. nt bad performance. but there was this sec 3 band doing vertigo wif the vocalist going like ELLLO ELLLO ELLLO EEEEEEEELLO. funny. den after everything i headed home wif some ppl on a train ride too retarded and gay(due to glen) to put here and....

WHEEEEEEE discovered someone coped my mp3 player from my bag. !@#$. and my bicycle lock key. my birthday presents NEVER last long. it's a curse. ya so without the key i couldn't unlock my bicycle. after calling my father and some complications den i followed him to his workplace to get one of those metal cutters. sliced thru the bicycle chain sooo easily.
while stealing my own bike a bus came by and a man got off. looked at us for awhile but luckily, he was the typical s'porean man wif the "mind my own business" and walked on. shows u how selfish some ppl are. but now i know how to steal bikes.

friday:
went malaysia today to visit some relatives. spent most of the time sleeping/watching tv at my grandparent's place. zzzz. on the way home my cousin offered to sell his friend's les paul to my bro for $480. o.O

saturday:
another day of scouting. went early to build the 5 storey flag-pole. after 2 breakages finally got it up wif the a-frame support. looked ok but the leaders told us to bring it down. what the... !@#$. after failed attempts without the a-frame (due to leader's disapproval) den they agreed to use the a-frame again. behhhhhh. suceeded in 1 try. but the pole looked worse than b4. BEHHHHH? then came sec 1 scouts orientation. played a bunch of !@#$-ing lame games but all bad things must come to an end and so it did. there was anniversary dinner as usual... good food. then after everything was over chien wei let me eat these honey teddy graham biscuits. they're DAMN nice. and cos they're shaped like teddy bears mervyn was "playing" wif them. sick.

my father has been drinking again. i can smell it. no wonder he was acting so weird.

today was an OK day. 1st was chinese remedial at 6.45am. for once, i was the earliest for something. ah du was teaching us those sec 1 phrases then suddenly some woman came wif her son and talked to ah du abt some china fag clawing her son's face for talking. zong guo ren suck IMHO.

then there was the a maths test. i totally screwed it up. if i'm lucky i'll get a "just fail"... just hope no single digit. same wif physics test. i always get this twisted sense of relief after tests are over. its like i know i screwed up but i don't really care anymore.

after sch there was cca orientation. the new batch of sec 1s are really damn cock up. but can't tt say la... maybe we all were once like that. but confirm not as bad as them. then now with Hak Boon's new "Tablet PCs for Learning" project, the lower sec ppl are able to play halo and CS over the wireless LAN network during lessons right in front of teachers. WTF. the school is really screwed. when i was sec 1 i slacked in class by sleeping. these ppl slack by play CS. how the times have changed.

after orientation waited for ncc air ppl to finish being screwed for slacking during their cca orientation then went to eat dinner. so long nv eat j8 ban mian.

2nd week

the pigeon chicks suddenly grew DAMN FAT in just 2 days. so fat that their mother got no place to sit on the plant. but at least they look cute now.

tmr got A maths test wah sianzzz. and physics test wah sianzzz. i left my physics textbk in the scout but physics is last period so tmr den chiong.

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got 2 songs stuck in my head now. cannot get rid of them dammit. i found a cure for this: taking out the guitar and trying to play it. it'll sound SO bad tt it'll get unstuck from my head. then now both of the guitars have snapped strings.
so now i've got songs in my head, with something unsaid. completely misread i'm better of dead. yea sum41. stupid over my head.

some slacker pigeon came to one of the hanging plants at the window a few weeks ago, placed a few twigs on it and made into a nest. and its toilet.. birdshit all over the plant. sickshit. then now the chicks hatched. and they're damn fugly. miracle of life sia.

today for PE there was 2.4k run... didn't feel like running so i just walked after 2nd round. den i realised if i fail then nxt week still must run so i did the walk/jog thing and got somehow 12:17 .

six weeks

six weeks was a damn nice drama lor. ending damn sad but nice

time spent in school seems damn long.. then when i come home, it accelerates about 10 times... no time do hmwk but still can manage to chiong somehow. the teachers this year are O k except a few. (tt's why chemistry must work harder...nb lesson nv learn anything one.. read the sucky textbook oso learn more)

den chinese got to passup 2 compos/week and maths almost everyday got hmwk. but the new topic quite ez. onli waste time doing.

today got scouts... supposed to haf 5 day week but wad to do? i rather come down 3 days a week in weekdays and have 1 free saturday but liddat oso still will have probs... theres no perfect solution for this so nvm

jun feng told me it was at 9am. so i woke at abt 7.45. den i see my phone got new msg: change to 11am. so i slept again. den i reached sch and found out most ppl came at 9am. -.- tt idiot always tell me wrong time... piss me off.

went to tie tower for cca orientation. then after lunch the sec4s took the sec2s for testwork. quite boring so i went to help wif the tower again. it was raining den mervyn asked me to climb up so i did and he pushed the groundsheet shelter above him and lots of water came down. tio. then i went up and did nth and later we did the same trick on different ppl.. quite fun.

after scouts went to kick some balls. gary made a shot that went right through an opening thru the second floor o.O so pro. den he got the hang of it and did it again... must record it in video one day... 2pid ah bia was spraying the hose at us... we got control of the hose but he so humji... run away damn fast
after those stupid events den went to play LAN wif gary and some sec 2s. shdn't haf gone... shd have gone home to study... my 6 A1s at stake leh... stop laughing la

haha saw my primary sch photo... looks damn funny... must scan it and show everyone my true face.

Nyahahahaha

first day of school was -.-

ms. saras was damn lame as usual
no one collected any holiday homework (tts GooD)

i also learned the B.rule for B maths which Totally explains why 2+2=5

u see, 1+1=3 (B rule)
2+2=5 (B rule)

WAAH