*PooF*

went out for dinner yesterday wif my parrents, 2 cousins and my auntie... we went to some restaurant called "the silk road".. the sichuan food was EvIL!! EviL!! i like spicy food but this was overkill. and that was only the starters. then came this dish called "tantanmian" (mian as in noodles)... my cousin was severely traumatised... and he's in his 20s. my father was obviously drunk from the spicy food/beer but still wanted to drive us home.... it was a scary ride. and i'll be off spicy food for awhile.

today went JB to see some relatives... i totally WASTED my time there. then my mother's sense of direction is abit off.... got lost on the way... luckily it doesn't run in the family, but tts another story... anyway her driving skills also not that good... almost like my father's drunk driving.... damn.

Better Late than Later

true rite? my mother thinks otherwise... her idea is "since your're late you might as well help me mop the floor before u go"... lol but i dun really mind.

it was a hot day. i got up early in the morning at 6:50am to eat breakfast, brush my teeth and get ready to go for scouts. i took bus 88 to my school. when i got there, i realised this is sounding like a primary school essay.

anyway today was damn sian... supposed to build gateway then end up spending more time clearing/moving the QM for some stupid contractor, then moving it back... ahhh can't stand it.

and my insomnia strikes back... wah lau lying in bed for a few hours is damn sian.

Waiting for Lunch

woke up at abt 1pm today... dunno y. now waiting for my mom to da bao lunch... she left at 1:30pm and now its 3:40.... so hungry.... mehx

so far i've skipped 3 lessons, only passed up 2 sets of hmwk, i'm late almost everytime and i've obtained best improvement award for chinese remedial. doesn't make sense hor? who wants my $20 book voucher (kinokuniya)? i'm selling it for $16! such a good deal!

camp

the sentosa camp was OK i guess.... but it was DAMN LAME. thnx to the rain den we didn't haf to sleep in the shitty tents... slept in the monorail station... that was quite weird lar...

today got to chinese remedial late... i was abt 20 minutes late... tot i was gonna be in deep shit... mr. toh leh... den i opened the lecture theatre door and everyone suddenly looked at me and i stoned at the doorway for awhile... luckily mr. toh went china sia... today there was a compo test and the relief teacher didn't really care that i was late... finish it in 45 min.... so cold and sianz... halfway roger suddenly came in. Lmao. Looked around and saw ppl playing handphone, listening mp3 player etc. so i went to sleep...

shiok... only 1 more remedial lesson to go

How Low Can U Go?? (as in your IQ level)

From some ppl's retarded bulletin posts:

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We sincerely apologise to this matter and promise that the testimonials will be backwithin a few days time. Meanwhile just to inform you that any users who has yet to lose their testimonials must not login during this few days as the overcrowding at the server will cause your testimonials to be deleted. (YES THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE)

As you know Friendster is a non profitable organisation and earns its revenue by the advertistments.Therefore due to the overwhelming amount of users we will delete off

1)Accounts that remained unactive for more than 7 days.

2)Accounts that are reported by users for violating any rules.

3)Any User who do not post this onto the bulletinboard. With the exact heading "Testimonials Issue" This is to show that you are still a active user and that the bulletin board is still an important part of Friendster (YES AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHOW THAT THAN TO FORCE PPL TO POST?) as we might need to delete off the bulletin board to keep your testimonials.(with effect from Oct 18) (TODAY'S DATE IS NOV 17)

We sincerely apologise for all the inconvenience caused. We will continue to monitor the number of hits by checking the subject title on whether to keep the bulletin board.Thank You for supporting Friendster.(non-profit organisation)www.friendster.com

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WTF!! OMG FRIENDSTER MAY CLOSE DOWN!!! MY ACCOUNT MAY BE DELETED!! AHHH I'D BETTER FORWARD THIS TO AVOID THAT!!

actually what disturbs me is that ppl still bother to post this MANYMANY times... LIKE WTH? HOW LOW CAN YOUR IQ GO!!!???

ZzZ

nb there's dis stupid long BEEP sound that always goes off at 12midnite... ALWAYS wakes me up... can't find the source of it.. sian... and dunno y i always awoken by some ppl SO early in the morning... 9am den come wake me up liao...kaoz let me sleep in for once leh...

wad a stupid post.

ZZZ

zzz damn sianz... watched saving private ryan tt day, its a nice show.

Tommorow

tomorrow will be my 1st free holiday day... finally.

Again No Title

Sat and today was the FC scout hike... kinda sian lar... sat came sch to pack stuff then set off... my grp members were: ziyan(the LEADER), nengjie, al-gene, jonathan and ME. the first checkpoint was in tampines... like waddafuck? bishan>tampines was a shitty walk.. counted mercedes along the way... won't elaborate too much on the hike lar... it'll bore ppl to death... nite time ziyan was having some attitude problems, al-gene was bored, jonathan kept mumbling some crap to himself, nengjie was toking some cock and i was.... (o _ o)

reached the restpoint at abt 11pm ++ (toapayoh town garden)

nxt morning was abit better... walked sommore to seletar airbase... there was some confusion cos of ziyan and us followers mixing up the gridsquare and... POOF~

after that there was some stupid LRT station checkpoint in the middle of nowhere... those kind of ulu roads where u can lie down on the road and no cars will come. ziyan got addicted to this funshot craze so we got some crappy pics from the area.

after tt went to endpoint, the demolished seletar market and after some incidents we got dismissed. and i had to walk home from there. tts like WTF.

UPDATE: House Party 5-11 dec ok? cannot 8 days liao!! Anyone is Invited.. more details soon.

Yesh! Part II cos i lazy to think of title

I hate retards. no i dun mean those born retarded... i'm talking about those who CHOOSE to be retards. i mean why the fuck would anyone choose to be retarded? well these ppl really exist so how the fuck would i know??

here's the classic example of retardedness which u can easily find anywhere in singapore:

i'm washing my father's car when some woman and her bratty 5 or 6 year old kid come along. the brat is somehow pissed off wif something.

Me: just wiping the car windscreen.

Woman(to the brat son): stop being naughty or i call that korkor come and take u away!

Me: *huh? and looks at them* (... as if i wan him liddat)

Brat: What's he doing? (has somehow stopped having attitude probs and now looking at me)

Me: (washing car lar DUH...)

Woman (or bitch now): (in a "HUSH" tone which DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO HEAR WHAT SHE SAYING) his papa probably punishing him and make him do extra work.

Me: (FUCK YOU BITCH!) *stares hard*

Bitch: *stop staring at me boy cause i'm rich and i'll sue you. see the new E class mercedes benz i'm stepping into now?* careful ah boy (referring to the brat) don't step into the soapy water there *looks at me accusingly*.. later get dirty ah.

Me: (umm... step into SOAP water and get DIRTY... yar... quite smart lar)

Brat: (He just HAS TO JUMP RIGHT INTO THE PUDDLE OF SOAP WATER)

Bitch: Aiyo BOY AH!!

Brat:*cries*

Me: (DOTX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUHX!????????????? BEHX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYAHAHAHA WAD A BUNCH OF RETARDS!!!!!!)

then they go off.

i have discovered true RETARDS. YES they do exist.

Yesh!

today was chinese remedial, tomorrow is physics lesson, after tomorrow is maths lesson, thurs is chinese remedial, i've forgotten which lesson comes next...

shiok man sch holiday rox my sox.

ok maybe the party can't last 8 days... maybe 7... will need lots of food and drink, ps2, xbox, dvds and... bikes?