I hate retards. no i dun mean those born retarded... i'm talking about those who CHOOSE to be retards. i mean why the fuck would anyone choose to be retarded? well these ppl really exist so how the fuck would i know??
here's the classic example of retardedness which u can easily find anywhere in singapore:
i'm washing my father's car when some woman and her bratty 5 or 6 year old kid come along. the brat is somehow pissed off wif something.
Me: just wiping the car windscreen.
Woman(to the brat son): stop being naughty or i call that korkor come and take u away!
Me: *huh? and looks at them* (... as if i wan him liddat)
Brat: What's he doing? (has somehow stopped having attitude probs and now looking at me)
Me: (washing car lar DUH...)
Woman (or bitch now): (in a "HUSH" tone which DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO HEAR WHAT SHE SAYING) his papa probably punishing him and make him do extra work.
Me: (FUCK YOU BITCH!) *stares hard*
Bitch: *stop staring at me boy cause i'm rich and i'll sue you. see the new E class mercedes benz i'm stepping into now?* careful ah boy (referring to the brat) don't step into the soapy water there *looks at me accusingly*.. later get dirty ah.
Me: (umm... step into SOAP water and get DIRTY... yar... quite smart lar)
Brat: (He just HAS TO JUMP RIGHT INTO THE PUDDLE OF SOAP WATER)
Bitch: Aiyo BOY AH!!
Brat:*cries*
Me: (DOTX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUHX!????????????? BEHX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYAHAHAHA WAD A BUNCH OF RETARDS!!!!!!)
then they go off.
i have discovered true RETARDS. YES they do exist.
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