I am tempted to zip closely pass that van or in between the two nissan sunnys for a "near miss"
At times I treat the accelerator like the "x" button on a ps2 controller: fully depressed or not depressed.
Out of nowhere, hitting the brakes and veering to the left suddenly to go into a drift suddenly seems like a good idea for chalking up imaginary boost points.
If I change lane suddenly to take that exit, I'll down my wanted level.
It's okay if I scrape the side of the divider or ram into someone's car. The spray 'n' pay will take care of the damages in an instant.
There's always the restart race option if I totally screw up and flip the car over.
All those hours of Grand Theft Auto, Burnout and Need For Speed weren't for nothing afterall. I should not be driving in this state of mind, no siree.
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