Beginning of the End

sian i've got chinese remedial 2 days a week for nov... sianXXoRs.
then got phy lessons, maths lessons... forgot all the dates liao. die.

hol damn fun sia.... ok who wanna come my house for a 8 day party in dec? my whole family going overseas then i at home alone very sian.. anyone oso welcome to come in come out anytime u wan.. juz dun screw up my house ok? more details coming up soon.

School - OUT

yay tmr's last day of school. shiok la.. this year sch damn sianz... i think next year will be even more sianz.

sch hols gonna be damn BZ... got so much remedials... scouts... job... camp... go out... BleaH. den must try to study ("try") abit to catch up...

sounds like fun. e-eah.e-eah.e-eah.

BEHX!???

ok today i... went out?

needed to buy t shirt, berms and a bag. went queensway 1st wif yg liew mugen and bran but nv buy anything... den afternoon went orchard den oso nv buy anything... walked to far east plaza to meet up wif tsura and mella and after few hours of aimless wandering got a shirt from some damn cheena shop. the shopkeeper was... CHINA MAN. "ze ge t-shirt hao hip-hop ah.. man hao kan de" lol but the shirt was quite nice la..
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then went back orchard (only me tsura and mella left) and bought a pair bermudas at 77th street...not the $70 kind la.. i where got so rich? then we kept making spastic noises (he*y stop insulting weilie).. so cock. then got a quiksilver bag at wisma... wah time was alreddi 8 PLUS then go home.still got maths homework. how to do? brain shutoff liao.. heck care la

SharP

oh today sch damn sianz.. wan to PON but since i cut hair liao no reason....

morn assembly got the merril lynch talk again.. they were like boasting abt their company... i closed my eyes to sleep but SUAY. never even get to sleep already caught by ah du. had to stand behind wif the other sleepy ppl.

only the sotong and ah du had lessons today... the rest of the day was crap... then other class dun even haf lesson.. and i still haf MATHS and CHINESE hmwk now...

then there was this useless enterprising talk.. so boring... wesly(aka Sharp T) came our class as facilitator.. OUCH! SO SHARP!

after sch went to so called celebrate dexter's b'day wif jav and liew. he treated us part of the bill to eat sakae sushi. then mugen and yg popped out of nowhere to join. we total ate abt 100+ plates(buffet)? 4got exactly how much liao... damn full.

i realise i'm out of cash.. how? DIE! really broke this time... hols dun think my parents will gimme any money... gotta find a job. ahhh...

Oh.. The TRuth!

eh found out abt something really damn weird 2day... i was like HUH!?

ppl are really not what they seem like lor.... wah lau but it's still damn guai lan LOL... can't believe got such ppl liddat?? haha.

no this has nothing to do wif any cat high ppl... maybe i'll tok abt it sometime else... dunno wad to say abt them sia...i've found out THE TRUTH abt ppl and... OMG its SO SAD!(not as in the really sad kind of sad but SAD!) HAHA!!

HAHAHAHA i dunno whether i shd feel sorry for them or suan them to death.

ultimate scrapethru

ok got back my exam results..

shit i forgot most of them...

english: passed so far
maths: passed (dunno how i did it!?)
combined human: [ss:10/25] + [his:26/50] = 46%
chinese: 57%
a maths: 31% (luckily not single digit lar)
geog: 43% (oopZ)
physics: passed (again !?)
chem: 52% (another !?)

lets see... managed to pass 5 subjects... miracles do happen. yay i wun be retained! haha khoo khay soon last year say this year i won't get be able to scrape through without studying hard but looked what happened. LOL better get serious nxt year.

The RoadTrip

i've been awake for about 38 hrs... sleeping late is one thing but not sleeping at all is like totally ZZZZZ.

ok it all began yesterday nite. since i cannot go my relative's place cos of the open house tmr so cycled to mugen's house to stay over... i had no idea how to get there from my place but somehow i tyco got there...

played ps2 and com at his place for awhile until liew and yg came.. then abt 12mn went to eat supper then began the overnite roadtrip.. we were going to serangoon central until yg's bike puncture.. sianzz but mugen got an extra bike from his cuz so we could continue.

we cycled to serangoon central then decided to cycle to doby ghaut. followed the NEL stations from serangoon all the way there... journey took quite long..abt 1hour plus and went past places like little india... expected some nitelife there but quite ulu. suddenly we popped out at doby ghaut. yay. cycled around town, quite diff at nite when nobody ard. also saw other nite cycling bums like us. went to the jap war memorial to take a break... by tt time everyone quite sleepy liao... abt 3-4 am... then talked some cock and liew got high and stripped off his shirt. haha damn funny..

then wanted to go orchard.. got kinda lost but eventually made it. got quite alot of ppl at nite thr... went ard exploring and stuff until decided to head back.. tmr still got stupid open house and gotta be at sch at 7... and got a little lost trying to find the alternate route back (the one following NS mrt line).

ended up at the wrong side of orchard. OMG i saw stuff i should not have seen.. TRANSVESTITES. EEEEEEEH. lots of them all gathering at some building wif some men. WTH... dun wanna imagine wad they do... then one of them tryed to pick up liew and yg... (hey young boys!) EEEEEEEEEEH. faster zao from tt place. never wanna see it again.

ok eventually found the right route back. everyone was sleepy so didn't tok much anymore... liew went home while the rest went mugen's house... reached there abt 5:30am... didn't dare to go to sleep in case cannot wake up... mugen went to sleep while i went to play warcraft until it was time to go sch. on the bus ride there could barely stay awake...

ok now for part 2. the stupid chs open house. reached sch a few minutes past 7... was really sleepy. after fixing up the scouts exhibit stuff den went to zo bo. the open house was real nonsense. it turned out like ch fiesta lor.. so few ppl came... stupid lee hak boon and his dumbass ideas... wasting our time doing all this rubbish.

spent most of the day just pure slacking. theres like nth to do. attend to the crowds? what crowds? so sianz... went to take a 5 min nap on the tower before the boss woke me up. then went to watch the rock bands play. woah mr. periara suddenly came up and grabbed daniel's guitar and started rocking... OMG he's really PRO! nv expected it from him lor... like some hardcore rockstar... u gotta see it to believe it and the ppl were stunned.

ok after wasting lotsa time then started clearing up... wad a wasted day doing nothing... stupid hak boon.

wad a fun nite and a stupid day. yea.. 38 hrs without sleep... gonna see how far i can go.

wad the

wads wrong wif my home... whole day got ppl shouting... so noisy... my mother can quarrel wif some ppl over something so bloody trivial.. then also not my prob oso must find way to drag me in... whole day say she stressed then my prob ah? i oso nv do anything? only stressing herself up lar... over a water bottle! LMAO! wad the dot?

yar.. my home is a weird place. logic does not apply here.

life is like a table. i dunno why.

wah lau today almost died lar... fell asleep while building the scout tower 3 storeys up. was just sitting there and zzzz until i felt myself falling and woke up. luckily i grabbed something or else its a long way down.... PiaK!

BrainDead

ahhh.. woke up feeling like shit... sore throat, headache, backache (???), giddyness...it really feels like shit....

being sick sux... haven't really been this sick for a long time... then why must be TODAY get sick? why can't be yesterday when got chem exam??

was supposed to go school do tower today... sianz now at home nth to do... feel like my brain detached from my body.... hopefully by tmr will get cured or else must stay at home again...

Post Exam Crap

exams over. yay.

dis year's end of the end of year exams not that great lar.... last year was like YAY!!! SHIOK!!
dis year is like: exams over liao. so? still so sianx... 1 more year to O level... ahhhh... mella was like so depressed.

aiya cannot be liddat...take life so seriously for wad? i dun think i would be here today if i took things so seriously lor... must try to stay HAPPY.

today after chem paper wanted to kick balls but 4got to bring PE shirt... so went to watch LSC jam... learnt some stuff oso.. then went wif them to town for awhile to buy some stuff.

come home feeling sick liao... sianz cannot enjoy the post-exam days liddat... must be cos of the whole of last week's late nite studying... then weekends dunno y my family got prob one... wun even let me sleep in... wake me up at 8 in the morning!! 8!!! WTF ppl need to sleep one leh why the fuck wake me up at 8 on a SUNDAY MORNING!!

hahazz nice day!

such a fun weekend

sat was just another day. didn't really do anything productive.

today is like saturday.

now trying to play guitar... i still suck man... chem is tomorrow but i haven started studying... wad a fun weekend!!

WAH LAN EH! SI BEH ZAI!!

translate the above directly into english. interesting hor?

today's emaths was ok lar.. wun get as low as a maths. same prob wif weilie... then during the SS paper me and glen kept imitating him until i noticed that got teacher staring at me... stare at me for wad?? shd stare at that guy wad.. he the most noisy lor..

after tests went mugen's place to play wif his bitch... his bitch so cute! then oso likes to lick alot...the bitch is the real bitch lar.. not the human type of bitch.... after that watched iron chef.. today was BROCCOLI BATTLE!! YUCKS!! some ang moh vs the new italian iron chef but the food looked damn nice in the end..

sleepy today.. 1 whole week of late nite/early mornin exam chionging is killing me... sunday nite still gonna haf to chiong chem.. after chem still have to study for o levels... after o levels will haf to study for a levels... after a levels haf to study for degree... aiya u get the point lar? study wad shit?

W00t

yay failed a maths! shiok! after sch went to study e maths at jt house to make up for a maths... den went to the nxt door condo lounge to study sommore.. tt place full of ac ppl sia... felt damn cold...

during a maths test that stupid weilie again damn noisy.. hy-uhh hy-uuh! then as the time went by still can make combo sounds... hy-uuh hy-uhh hyhy hy oui hy-uuh... driving me crazy liao.. should isolate him or wad... distracting other ppl..

survey crap

physics paper was easier than expected.. maybe still can get 2 digits!

dun wanna say anymore liao... heres some survey made by someone who's english probably fail.

1. Whole Name :
x____/ Tan Ming Tuan

2. Birthday :
x____/ 29 may 1989


3. Do you think watching the sunrise or the
stars is fun ?
x____/ sunrise fun lar.. when walking to sch nth to do but for starz...ZZZZZ


4. Favourite Moment :
x____/ hahaz

5. What You Regret The Most :
x____/ no regrets lar.. regret things for wad? oso can't change anything.

6. If You Could Have Anything, What Would It
Be ?
x____/ everything

7. Are you currently Employed ?
x____/ not really.. unless washing cars is called a job.

8. Dream Getaway :
x____/ somewhere quiet

9. Do u think there's someone on your list
who has a crush on you?
x____/ i hope not

10. If someone is to tell u he/she has a big
crush
on you, how would u react ?
x____/ i would say she got bad taste

11. Do u think that friends can be lovers ?
x____/ dumb ques.. of course lar.. or else who?

12. Lust or Love :
x____/ both can?

13. A mall wouldn't be complete without ?
x____/ the toilet

14. Do you think you're attractive ?
x____/ yar right

15. Do you find it easy to express how you
feel ?
x____/ yar... just haf to scold some vulgarities can liao.

16. What song best describes how you feel
right now ?
x____/ is there a song called "Shit i'm gonna flunk A maths"?

17. What do people commonly do when they
first impression saw you ?
x____/ they'll say "OMG WAD A LOSER"

18. How do you get mad ?
> ____/ when ppl irritate me.

19. What do you do when you're bored ?
x____/ STUDY!! OH YES!! STUDY!!

20. Does anyone sing to you before ?
x____/ no

21. Do u smoke ?
x____/ no

22. Do somebody tell u "i love you" before ?
x____/ yar. my parents when i was a kid.

23. Kisses or hugs ?
x____/ -=*[*HuGs anD kIsSes*]*=-

24. Do you ever cry before?
x____/ yes

25. Do u admire or crush on somebody
before ?
x____/ unbelievable but no.

26. Did somebody break your heart before ?
x____/ yes

27. Do u cry infront of ur boyfriend/girlfriend ?
x____/ no

28. Did somebody s try ur cooking before ?
x____/ yes. fried eggs and instant noodle... they gif 5 star ratings... come my house i treat u

29. Favourite food ?
x____/ too many.. but veg sux

30. Forks or chopsticks ?
x____/ chopstick, i oso dunno why

31. Favourite colour ?
x____/ orange, damn dark blue

32. Favourite types of car ?
x____/ modded cars

33. How u decides to celebrate ur birthday this
year ?
x____/ passed liao.. nxt year i just wanna spend a day wif no one telling me wad to do.

34. What is your height and weight ?
x____/ 167cm.. 50 something kg

35. What u gonna do after u finish posting
this
message ?
x____/ maybe study for todays a maths test(past mdnght liao) or sleep.


ok enuff of suaning myself

Study/Exam Progress part 3

ok... sunday nite was pia-ing history paper. got one of those gd luck sms from liew. send 5 to get good luck for exams. oh well... desperate situation calls for desperate measures... sent out more than 15 of them... then i fell asleep...

mon was the test.. SBQ was ok but structured get single digit liao... HOORAY! aft studied geog but fell asleep in the CC reading room... that place so damn quiet... like if u move ur paper abit everyone look at u....

today was geog test.. fal liao...no time no complete.. stupid meechoo go and gif us that stupid agriculture for compulsory... wtf wasted so much time crapping out some answers. if i damn lucky can just pass... or else FAIL

this place is fucked up

sianz... the place i call home totally SUCKS. "Operator?" "Tank! Get me an exit"

Wonder when i can zao from this place... that'll be a happy day.

Operation GF

GF is not girlfren... its GET FAT!!!! today was my ah ma's death anni... after doing all the offer respects and stuff went to eat dim sum wif my relatives... eat so much food sia... siew mai, soft shell crab, yong tau foo, porridge... after tt came home study... but operation GF had only just begun...

came home... tried to study. after awhile damn sian... so i got a packet of chips my auntie bought and put in on the study table... 5 min later the packet was empty... wtf. either someone stole my chips or some idiot finished eating it while he was studying (i wonder whos that greedy bastard)... after chips brought a box of chocolates to the room... same thing happened...

dinner was... FAT. 1.5 packet of instant noodles+can of tuna+milo+pack of cookies+7 pack of ores+ice cream.

I strive to be as fat as fattan!!

HAPPY CHILDRENS' DAY!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!! CHILDRENS' DAY WAS SO FUN!!! DIS YEAR FOR CHILDRENS' DAY CELEBRATION WE HAD A CHINESE EXAM!!!! SO FUNNNNNNNNNN!!!

HAPPY CHILDRENS' DAY!!!!!

wtf... -.-