was

god's final message to creation:
"we apologize for the inconvenience"

it really makes so much sense now.

but chinese prelims wasn't so bad, it was surprisingly easier than i expected, but what i expect iand what i prepared is a different matter. despite not studying any of the vocabs i could answer 3/5. rest of the paper was OK.

today was the so-called last day of scouts which was mostly spent rock climbing on the new rockwall in school. no one could do the last 2 lanes cos it was really quite impossible unless you're the kind of person that does 10 1-hand chin-ups for warm-ups.

but i can't believe that i sold my future saturdays from now away for $10. and it's like 1 month to chinese o levels now and on a certain day i will be having the chinese pia-ing chalet. ahhh.

Life is like....

life is like vegetables. i hate vegetables :)
life is like school. i hate school. :)
life is like people. i hate people. :)
life is like everything. i hate everything. :)
life is like a whiner. i hate whiners. :)
life is like me. i hate me. :)

life is like this stupid post. i hate this stupid post. :)

somehow the smiley faces can transform the mood of the writing.

tom is still in sgh. sianzzzzzzz.

chma auditions in 2 days. haven played bass b4. hope can scrape wif my shitty playing.

chinese prelims in 4 days. haven studied. hope can scrape a D7.

wheee :)

Mystery of Rudi

Venture run, from perspective of monkeys:
the yellow beings walked towards us. we looked at them in anticipation of the offering of food and their worship to us but they were disrespectful and walked away. We continued picking bugs out of each other's hair and shitting on the barbed wire.


i can't really remember wad happened on saturday anymore except for the monkeys. the only reminder that venture run took place was the fact that me and the rest of the ventures somehow couldn't bend our arms today. it's agony.

Rudi remains missing. It's really weird.

Wunning

Never ever put a name tag or any kind of tag wif a needle into your pocket. It's dangerous and painful. Happened to me twice already, somehow the pin always comes out and pokes me. Today it pierced about 1 cm into leg and since the needle was a bit rusty i'm probably gonna get blood infection and die so this will be my final post. the good thing is i dun haf to go venture run tomorrow. the bad thing is that i'll die, which will be quite sad.

but it was seriously very painful.

It

The evil hamster sat on the wood shavings of his evil lair, slowly plotting his next diabolical move. Creative juices whirred in his tiny rodent brain, and he tweaked his whiskers occasionally to control his excitement. Very soon... the world would be his to control.
He died the next morning from an infection in his anus.

1 week

a series of life-changing events happened this week. i now emerge, a new person. ya right.

this week was one of the most routine weeks ever. i'm merely existing now but that's ok wif me. :
almost crashed down by a car today, it was a modded mitsubishi lancer. but i was miraculously saved by breaking my dashing record across the road. but i still missed the bus and so i was late.

as the car sped towards me, my whole morning flashed before my eyes, waking up late, drinking milo, brushing my teeth, eating peanut butter bread. it was amazing.

insaniquarium

my brother downloaded this childish game called insaniquarium and i haf no idea why i'm playing it.

after going for STC, i can't believe i was once a primary sch kid. the cadet scouts there were all fucktards.