A Behing Ape

Almost forgot my birthday. spent the time meaningfully studying for chinese O levels. yea.

Something happened to me when i came home from intenseive chinese remedial. I had a sudden sense of urgency to study chinese. i didn't even feel like playing comp anymore even though i was supposed to be resting before the exam. Or maybe i was just tired. yes that must be it.

After the paper today i suddenly felt damn lethargic. Should be at least happy or something but i was just weary. Got to meet a retarded dog. No Link.

everything is stupid.. except me.

only 1 more day to study till chinese Os. still haf the whole of sec 3 vocabs to revise.. plus the compo stuff. Elp me.

sadly i've been spending the precious time i haf left playing rome total war. stuck to it ever since i defeated an army of gaul barbarians. which outnumbered me 6:1. Winning is good but winning against ALL odds is much more satisfying. just like how i'm gonna get an A1 for chinese without studying.

who am i fooling? going back to study. muz get A1.

oops

my O level Chinese prep is shitty so far... haven't started revising the vocabs yet.. which is the most time-consuming yet quite useless part of the exam.

chinese intensive is quite intensive. copying out massive chunks of stuff for the compos. hope the right type of question will come out for paper 1 or else i'll probably be screwed.

how now brown cow?

found some of my brothers chinese notes which shows EXACTLY how to write a A1 chinese compo wif all the words and stuff. and i totally lost it. help.

As sweet as salt

chinese prelims was total screw up. my compo was full of errors and failed. somehow i managed to overcome all odds and scrape an unbelievable 76/150 total.

went to watch kingdom of heaven, which is unfortunately an NC-16 show which i am deemed as too immature to watch.
somehow, people believe that in 3 weeks, my mindset will totally change and only then, when the coming of age has passed will i be mature enough to accomadate the visuals of blood splatter and be able to accept and understand the morals behind the slaying of christians and muslims. so i'm supposed to be waiting for that magic moment to come, and then my mind will suddenly develop in an instant and i will be mature enough to understand these themes.

but i still watched it anyway, bypassing the id checks by not taking out my ez-link card when i walked through the gates while everyone else produced theirs. amazing huh? security loophole.
the attendants didn't even bother to make sure the number of people passing through tallies with the ez-link cards shown, which makes me worry. underage youths could easily buy nc-16 or m-18 shows without being stopped, which exposes poor misguided kids like me to undesirable content unfit for our underdeveloped minds.

after watching this show i feel confused and violent. must be the mature content getting into my head. omg someone help me. I really regret it now, i watched a nc-16 show despite being 3 weeks underage, which is seriously gonna affect the development of my mind. but it was a good show, lots of crusader fags killing muslims and vice versa. (no offense meant to the religions involved)

somehow

somehow we made it to the finals. mar-talicca. dun really feel we deserve it though, the auditions was the first time all the members were playing together. i still dun understand how we got through.

someone took videos wif his HP of mr. toh teaching in class, which is damn funny. especially him with the crown slingbag. LMAO.

stupid load of tests by the school before the chinese O levels so that we can be distracted from studying chinese. sian

was

god's final message to creation:
"we apologize for the inconvenience"

it really makes so much sense now.

but chinese prelims wasn't so bad, it was surprisingly easier than i expected, but what i expect iand what i prepared is a different matter. despite not studying any of the vocabs i could answer 3/5. rest of the paper was OK.

today was the so-called last day of scouts which was mostly spent rock climbing on the new rockwall in school. no one could do the last 2 lanes cos it was really quite impossible unless you're the kind of person that does 10 1-hand chin-ups for warm-ups.

but i can't believe that i sold my future saturdays from now away for $10. and it's like 1 month to chinese o levels now and on a certain day i will be having the chinese pia-ing chalet. ahhh.

Life is like....

life is like vegetables. i hate vegetables :)
life is like school. i hate school. :)
life is like people. i hate people. :)
life is like everything. i hate everything. :)
life is like a whiner. i hate whiners. :)
life is like me. i hate me. :)

life is like this stupid post. i hate this stupid post. :)

somehow the smiley faces can transform the mood of the writing.

tom is still in sgh. sianzzzzzzz.

chma auditions in 2 days. haven played bass b4. hope can scrape wif my shitty playing.

chinese prelims in 4 days. haven studied. hope can scrape a D7.

wheee :)

Mystery of Rudi

Venture run, from perspective of monkeys:
the yellow beings walked towards us. we looked at them in anticipation of the offering of food and their worship to us but they were disrespectful and walked away. We continued picking bugs out of each other's hair and shitting on the barbed wire.


i can't really remember wad happened on saturday anymore except for the monkeys. the only reminder that venture run took place was the fact that me and the rest of the ventures somehow couldn't bend our arms today. it's agony.

Rudi remains missing. It's really weird.

Wunning

Never ever put a name tag or any kind of tag wif a needle into your pocket. It's dangerous and painful. Happened to me twice already, somehow the pin always comes out and pokes me. Today it pierced about 1 cm into leg and since the needle was a bit rusty i'm probably gonna get blood infection and die so this will be my final post. the good thing is i dun haf to go venture run tomorrow. the bad thing is that i'll die, which will be quite sad.

but it was seriously very painful.

It

The evil hamster sat on the wood shavings of his evil lair, slowly plotting his next diabolical move. Creative juices whirred in his tiny rodent brain, and he tweaked his whiskers occasionally to control his excitement. Very soon... the world would be his to control.
He died the next morning from an infection in his anus.

1 week

a series of life-changing events happened this week. i now emerge, a new person. ya right.

this week was one of the most routine weeks ever. i'm merely existing now but that's ok wif me. :
almost crashed down by a car today, it was a modded mitsubishi lancer. but i was miraculously saved by breaking my dashing record across the road. but i still missed the bus and so i was late.

as the car sped towards me, my whole morning flashed before my eyes, waking up late, drinking milo, brushing my teeth, eating peanut butter bread. it was amazing.

insaniquarium

my brother downloaded this childish game called insaniquarium and i haf no idea why i'm playing it.

after going for STC, i can't believe i was once a primary sch kid. the cadet scouts there were all fucktards.

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now i haf some kind of reason to study for o levels. but it's confusing. haiz. i haf so many things to think abt but i dun bother to think abt them.

my com is gonna crash anytime.. suspect its due to my pirated windows xp. tts why STOP PIRACY! BE ORIGINAL! but tt makes me a hypocrite wif a whole stack of pirated CDs in my drawer. its

tom lies in his case, scarred for life.

SlipOut

I thought that i had acheived the ability to not FEEL anything until Tom somehow cracked his head and now i'm mourning for him. He will NEVER be the same again. NEVER. only $50 can console me now.

slip outtttt

i found out wad causes my fevers. it's vegetables! veggies SUCK. hak boon attempted to give a motivational talk on thurs but i dun think anyone felt motivated cause abt 1/4 of the ppl went home during lunch break and the only highlight of the thing was hakboon's birthday wif zhe ming taking the lead to sing happy birthday.

sat was the badge patch thing for scouts.. we lost cuz of the lack of relevant badges on display, which tells u that the judges just plainly suck.

i'm still hating everything :) :) :)

hmmmmmfmmm

i dunno y ppl put a F in hmmmmmmm. no sch for the rest of the week is the only good thing this week. got more time to study at home...

i wish i was wonderboy so that i could shoot yaks from 200 yards away with MIND BULLETS.

a series of unfortunate events

so many screw-ups happened today. but mainly i lost my jobweek card. you start to appreciate the better days of life when these kind of things happen.

How 'bout the Power... to move you

the march holidays are here wheeeeeee. and the BEST thing is that i still going to school everyday of the week.

today went to do jobweek. this will be my last year doing it. went wif marcus martin and ziyan walking past rows of houses in the hot baking sun cleaning ppl's floors, weeding gardens, washing cars getting barked at by dogs, tao-ed by rich snobs and begging for money. by abt 2pm i earned abt 120++ but we were all quite sian so we went home. i dunno how i'm gonna reach the target of $400.

NOOOOOO!!!! STUPID "HOLIDAYS".

found a dusty old deep purple cd in the cupboard. took it out and played it. the songs were surprisingly not bad, a different but familiar kind of sound compared to wad ppl listen to today. and cos its a band from the hippies era it was full of sex drugs and alcohol but that was ok.

also found this crap song wif a nice tune:

"Tribute"- Tenacious D
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
All right! All right!